Sebastian Scuderi was born in Pergusa (Sicily) on November 8, 1979, and died in Samois-sur-Seine (somewhere in France) on May 16, 2053. He started playing guitar thanks to Pantaleo Corvino, who acquired him on a free transfer from Everton. At seven, he became a direct cultivator of hackberries in Val di Non. At seventeen, he developed a passion for classical guitar and was on the verge of graduating from the conservatory. In 2016, he ran for Mayor of the Ignorant Adelphi and crushed his opponent (Gianni Pettenati) with 79% of the vote. Today he is 37 years old, and on Thursday evenings he plays five-a-side soccer with his dearest friends: Fernando Sor, Daniel Passarella, Luisella Costamagna, Gaston Mazzacane, Gustav Mahler, Luigi Pareyson, Nicoletta Orsomando, Lev Davidovich Bronstein,
